Why would he need it to read books? ...Wait, you have books here?!
--Whoa wait, wait, those aren't my questions. Those don't count, okay? Okay. So, to answer your question: of course I'd stick it out! A hero doesn't abandon the quest partway through! He sees it through to completion, no matter how arduous the journey! Besides, I'd be kinda useless as a tiny fairy back home. The foes we're fighting are a lot bigger than snakes and squirrels.
All right, so my real question... If you had bird wings, you didn't have anything like hands, right? Did you have to grab everything with your feet?
I guess they must be, if they can summon books out of the aether... no but really, where are you getting books?!
Heh, yeah, keeping bugs out of our food stores while everyone else annihilates the Risen... no thanks. Owain, Vanquisher of Ants just doesn't have that impressive a ring to it, you know?
So what did you do back home? You don't seem like a soldier...
Oh, very well. Books are on my phone the same way games are! The contents of a page appear on the screen, and you may page back and forth. Or there's an audiobook function, and you can listen to someone reading it out loud.
In the real world, I am a hero of justice, of course.
And yourself? I have to say, 'crusader' does not invite my confidence.
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--Whoa wait, wait, those aren't my questions. Those don't count, okay? Okay. So, to answer your question: of course I'd stick it out! A hero doesn't abandon the quest partway through! He sees it through to completion, no matter how arduous the journey! Besides, I'd be kinda useless as a tiny fairy back home. The foes we're fighting are a lot bigger than snakes and squirrels.
All right, so my real question... If you had bird wings, you didn't have anything like hands, right? Did you have to grab everything with your feet?
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Actually, I gripped things with my wings decently well. Sometimes I had to use my beak or my feet to help out, admittedly.
So if you returned home you'd have to take up pest control-style adventuring?
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Heh, yeah, keeping bugs out of our food stores while everyone else annihilates the Risen... no thanks. Owain, Vanquisher of Ants just doesn't have that impressive a ring to it, you know?
So what did you do back home? You don't seem like a soldier...
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Which of those questions do you want me to answer?
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Both of them!
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In the real world, I am a hero of justice, of course.
And yourself? I have to say, 'crusader' does not invite my confidence.